Saturday, March 25, 2006
How to spot a Chocolate Addict like me?
1) A chocolate addict is allergic to low quality and cheap tasting chocolates but will still respect these chocolates.2) A chocolate addict screams and yells when someone is insensitive enough to melt
chocolates through cruel attempts such as putting it under the hot sun(directly or indirectly) or sitting on chocolates.
3) A chocolate addict eats chocolates to replace meals.
4) A chocolate addict drools chocolates in a horny way.
5) A chocolate addict will not go anywhere without the presence of chocolates.
6) A chocolate addict will never ever rinse his or her mouth after eating chocolates .
7) A chocolate addict takes pictures of chocolates and personalizes them.
8) A chocolate addict despises lack of respect of others to chocolates.
9) A chocolate addict replaces chocolates for sex.
10)A chocolate addict will never ever think chocolates increases one's weight.
11)A chocolate addict will keep uploading a life time supply of chocolates.
12)A chocolate addict drinks, eats, kisses, licks, melts, tastes, cooks, bakes with, bathes with chocolate.
13)A chocolate addict will love a nice chocolate spa.
14) A chocolate addict will marry a chocolate factory owner.
15)A chocolate addict complains to his or her chocolate.
16) A chocolate addict will steal chocolates.
17) A chocolate addict will link life with chocolates.
18) A chocolate addict travels for chocolates.
19) A chocolate addict sells kids for chocolates.
20) A chocolate addict can never live without chocolates.
ChocolatElf巧克力精灵 at 5:33 PM